What makes us different? 

Well, for starters we really don't give a shit if we piss people off.  Other websites that offer mean or insulting e-cards and greeting cards always seem to be way to concerned with whether or not their content is offensive to the general population.

Here at Unexpected Salutations we STRIVE to be offensive to the general population.  Why?  Because we hate most people in general.  That being said........please feel free to take a moment and send one of our e-cards to yourself.  If you need help please send us a photo and a brief bio and we can offer some suggestions as to which one would be a good choice.